i happened to be looking at this gif while listening to the clip
Posts tagged with lol...
Random encounter while scrolling down my dashboard lol
(Source: peetaah)
(Source: pokeholics-anonymous)
07
April
This photo was reblogged from thats-so-meme and originally by pokeholics-anonymous.
#lol #pokemon #meme #willy wonka
(Source: thatfunnything)
i cybered on omegle today
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
<p> </p><p class="gone"><a href="http://goo.gl/1Wz2g"><i><strong>Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard</strong></i></a></p>
